My one friend has a glorious cock. We’re talking beautiful here. It’s long. It’s thick. And he knows how to use it. Yum. I’m actually the only girl to ever deepthroat him all the way, and it was definitely an experience. I think he almost popped my lung. Let’s just say that afterward, I had a sore throat. Not kidding. This guy didn’t make me gag – he completely blocked my throat, making it impossible to breath.
So, why am I telling you all about this? Last weekend, I gave V quite a few bjs around the house. Now, I’ve blown V before of course, and he isn’t a tiny guy by any means. I always gag when he face fucks me, even though I love it, so he’s started giving me mini-lessons to help me deep throat better. After some tongue action to get him hard, he had me take him as far into my mouth as I could go without gagging and hold there while he counted 60 seconds. That’s harder than you think, because a comfortable level at second #1 is no longer a comfortable level at second #20…and by second #45 or so, it was all I could do not to gag.
I got through it by breathing, trying to relax, and focusing on V’s voice as he counted. After some more sucking and licking, he had me go again. This time, he counted in his head…and without his voice, I only got to second #15 or so before I gagged! Lessons were over, and I suppose I had been a good student because he let me pick where I’d like him to come.
For the record, I think one of the best parts of that night was when I was between V’s legs as he sat on the couch. I looked up at him with the tip of his cock in my mouth, and he just goes randomly, “you’re so cute.” Cue heart melting.
Anyway…the next day, I woke up with a little sore throat, and I didn’t think much of it. By that night, though, I was miserable, and yesterday was actually the first day that I felt up to working. V made me chicken soup from scratch on Tuesday (awwwwwwwww – best boyfriend ever), but beyond that, I didn’t leave the house from Saturday afternoon until Wednesday. My nose is still stuffy. Yuck.
So now, of course, the joke is that other cocks may have given me sore throats, but deepthroating V knocks me out completely for three or four days.
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