Review: Uma by Je Joue (come play with Rori…)

The last review I did featured a very sexy comment challenge that was so much fun I decided to do it again. Hm…maybe I need to write all of my reviews this way from now on. What do y’all think?

Anyway…keep reading to play along!

Je Joue’s products just scream “glamor.” Everything from their packaging to the materials they use just drips with luxury, so when given the chance to review their new Uma vibrator (courtesy of Eden Fanstasys), I of course said yes.

And oh my god, I’m glad I did.

About the Product:

The Uma by Je Joue is a G-spot vibrator made of smooth food-grade silicone and curved to fit the angles of your body. It’s hypo-allergenic, latex free, non-porous, and phthalates free, so it’s rated a 10 out of 10 on the material safety scale. It’s about seven inches long and is fairly lightweight. I got mine in purple, but it also comes in lavender and fuchsia.

I can’t stop touching it, rubbing it. It’s so smooth. 

The Uma is a rechargeable toy, which means there are no batteries necessary. It comes with a charging chord that snaps into place automatically using magnets. It takes about two hours to fully charge from dead.

Mmmmm…it’s a *very* good thing this vibe doesn’t use batteries. I’d be going through them pretty quickly, I imagine.

Even better,  the Uma is fully waterproof, which means I can take it in the bathtub with me for some extra wet fun.

Maybe that’s what I’ll do right now…run a sudsy bubble bath, light some candles and slide the Uma deeeeep in my pussy, starting at the lowest vibration level as I close my eyes and relax. 

The Uma has seven levels of vibrations which range from barely-there tingles to pretty darn powerful. It’s pretty quiet. I mean, with vibrations that powerful, it won’t be dead silent, but I was impressed that it doesn’t sound like a jet engine. In addition to straight vibrations, there are six other types of vibrations you can use:

• regular pulses
• a “revving” vibration
• slow pulses
• quick pulses
• long pulses
• very long pulses

You can use any of these settings with any of the vibration levels. Even when inserted, it’s pretty easy to change the level using the + and – buttons, as well as changing the type of vibrations using a third middle button.

Mmmm…let’s start slow baby. The Uma is deep in my pussy, curled up to my g-spot on low, straight vibrations. It’s just waiting for you to slip into the bath with me and choose a setting for this slut.

Pros:

Seriously, what’s not to like about the Uma?

I know that every girl is different, but for me, the Uma’s curves are perfect to hit my g-spot. It also curves nicely to nestle between my lips, not inserted, to vibrate against my clit. I can’t say enough about the shape!

God, yes, it feels so good in me right now. Don’t you want to come play? Maybe turn the intensity up a little. Make the vibrations sing through my body.

I also love the options. They aren’t reinventing the wheel with their pulsing and vibrating choices, but I don’t think they need to; what works, works. I like that the controls are easy to use and, even more importantly, easy to access even when playing. So many vibes have the controls on the bottom front, which makes them awkward to use when inserted, but these controls are on the very tip of the toy, which is super convenient.

I’m a sucker for the luxury aspect of this toy, too. Every girl likes to feel special.

Can you make me feel special?

Cons:

I’m left a little speechless at this point. I believe every sex toy had good and bad points, but I’m kind of at a loss as to what the bad points are with the Uma. I got it in the mail yesterday and already orgasmed with it three times. And good orgasms. The type you don’t want to end.

Shall we go for a fourth? I’m waiting for *you*. I want to cum hard for you, baby.

I suppose the one buzzkill (haha, see what I did there?) is the price. I definitely believe that the Uma is worth the $100+ price tag, but that’s still a pretty big chunk of money for most people to spend on a sex toy. Start saving your pennies!

Conclusion:

Seriously, start saving your pennies. You need this toy. It’s getting a coveted spot in my nightstand drawer while other toys have to wait patiently in the trunk in my closet. Sorry to gush, but I absolutely LOVE this toy.

Actually, you haven’t *seen* gushing quite yet. Care to help me fix that problem?

If the money is too much for you, Eden Fantasys has a huge line up of other sex toys you can check out as well. I seriously can’t say enough about the Uma though. You guys are going to love this one.

Click here to pick up your very own Uma!

Ready to play? The Uma’s in my pussy and waiting for you, baby. And god it feels soooooo good. Leave a comment telling exactly what you’d do to me if you came home to find me in your bathtub waiting for you. How would you make me cum for you? What settings/level do you want to use? How long will you keep me on edge? How long before you pull out the vibe and fuck me hard and deep yourself? If you leave a comment, I’ll reply. Come on baby, let’s play.

About Rori

Rori is the founder of Between My Sheets. She works full time as a writer, reviewer, and online educator and can be reached at rori-at-betweenmysheets.com

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