Clit Sucking Sex Toy Buyer’s Guide

Because You Mother-Suckers Don’t Even Know What You’re Missing.

There are a lot of good things that can be said about penetration. After all, the wild and crazy sex toy industry has made an enormous profit off of things like dildos, butt plugs and anal beads over the years simply because most people love to have something shoved deep inside them during sex. Rewind the clock a few thousand years and we even see folks fashioning fuck sticks out of everything from stale bread and animal skins to old vegetables and carved chalk. Obviously, penetration has always had a solid place in our perverted society and it doesn’t look like things are going to change anytime soon.

On the other hand, there are more ways to achieve orgasm than through simple penetration. We see sex toys of all shapes and sizes on the modern market, many of which are designed to stimulate the user’s genitals without delving deep. Those options, albeit somewhat new innovations, are changing the way people experience sex and/or masturbation around the world. As for yours truly, my favorite form of these non-invasive sex toys are the clit suckers. Whether using it on myself or with a partner (or both), these incredible inventions are usually couples-friendly and intense enough to support penetration-free orgasms time and time again.

I became an instant fan of clitoris sucking sex toys when I was in my last year of college. Having been hit with an STI scare and sick of taking dick that wasn’t worthy of my magical vag, I decided to start looking more into “marital aids” since that’s what all the cool kids were doing. Not only am I an advocate for sex toys because they allow a person to experience and benefit from orgasm without forcing them into potentially dangerous situations, but also because clit suckers in particular offer some of the best sensations known to mankind (even if you’re uncertain whether you’re even able to cum this way). In fact, using a clit sucking machine is how I learned that I could squirt in the first place.

As a matter of fact, between my Hard-Knock Life education and my propensity towards all things sexual, I’ve learned quite a bit about myself over the years. Along the way, I’ve determined that nobody (and I mean nobody) can find a decent clit sucking machine – or even appreciate what one can do for that matter – until they take the time to learn a few things about themselves. Sex toy manufacturers try hard to give us what we want, but if we don’t know what they is then how can anyone help us? Here are things you should find out before proceeding (if you know what’s good for you):

  1. Your Skin Type – It doesn’t matter what you use to achieve orgasm, if it’s not compatible with your skin type then you won’t have a good experience with it. Check your and/or your partner’s skin type for sensitivities and/or allergies before going forward. A clit sucker could look, feel and operate like a champ but still cause problems in the bedroom if you’re not careful.
  2. Your Love Life – Clit suckers have the ability to instigate incredible amounts of sexual passion when used properly, but they can feel so good that you/your partner may start preferring it to regular sex, lip service or masturbation. Is your current relationship strong enough to handle the competition? Furthermore, are you and/or your lover ready to use the toy as directed, even if you’re both hankering for some kinky experimentation?
  3. Your Experience Level – If you’ve never used sex toys or a clitoral suction device before, you may want to familiarize yourself with the possibilities before settling on a model. As for the pussy pros out there, your experience level is still important. After all, you probably don’t want a device that’s made for beginners, and beginners can’t even fathom what to do with a toy that’s made for experts. Know where you stand.
  4. Your Intentions – Knowing what you plan to do with this thing is crucial, especially when it comes time to start looking at the features and functionality of each device. Do you intend to use this new toy on solo missions or will there be a partner involved? How often do you think you’ll use it? Does the model you’re considering have all the features required for your itinerary? You better hope so.
  5. Your Budget – I think the song goes, “Don’t go chasing rainbows” or something like that. What it means is simple: Refrain from seeking clit suckers and other sex toys that are too expensive for your humble budget because you’ll have to factor in care and maintenance costs as well. If you just can’t help yourself, always look for toys that come with a manufacturers warranty, a quality guarantee or at least a few freebies. Also, realize that some brands even offer payment plans for their high-end devices.

Yes, the journey to self-discovery and subsequent sex toy ownership is an exciting one, but that doesn’t mean you can proceed without caution. Not only is the modern-day sex toy market incredibly dense with options, but the sheer number of clit sucking devices available is staggering. You’re going to need some help, and that’s where I come in. But first things first, let’s take a moment to define exactly what we’re talking about here.

What Is a Clit Sucking Toy?

A clitoris sucking sex toy is a synthetic self-pleasure machine that’s used primarily to induce intense clitoral orgasms through rapid-fire or continual suction power. They tend to vary widely in size, shape and functionality, not to mention fortitude, quality and durability. However, the overall concept of a clit sucking sex toy is something that the market has needed for quite some time now. Allowing women to experience the awesomeness of an orgasm while also giving them more control over their bodies – now that’s certainly a step in the right direction.

The best clit suckers on the market are made to fit in the palm of your hand and are generally shaped in such a way that they naturally hug the curves of a woman’s body. They’re almost always comprised of flexible, skin-safe materials such as silicone, TPE or a special polycarbonate blend and for the most part they’re easy to clean and maintain. When compared to sex toys like dildos and vibrators, clit suckers generally cost about the same. However, just like with anything else, the more bells and whistles you have the more you can expect to pay. In the wonderful world of clitoral sucking sex toys, your options there are virtually endless and there have even been some fully customizable choices pop up in the last couple years (but we’ll get to that in a minute).

In the meantime, let’s just stick with the basics. A clit sucking sex toy is made to provide intense external stimulation to the vagina/clitoris through the use of various techniques, the primary one being suction. It doesn’t get any simpler than that. In fact, a properly used clit sucker can damn near replace oral sex (and possibly intimate in-person relationships) altogether. Partners beware: The girls are cumming hard from their clits and they no longer care.

Why a Clit Sucker Though?

First off, if I have to sit here and explain to you why a clitoral orgasm is the best thing in the world, then you’re probably not interested in sex toys enough to keep reading. However, if you’re relatively certain to a clit-gasm is right up your alley, pay attention. I’ll only tell ya’ll once that clit sucking sex toys are the best thing since sliced bread, but don’t worry because I have evidence to back up my lofty claims. For example, I know a lesbian who likes to get off properly but wants to preserve her precious vaginal virginity for whatever reason. A clit sucking sex toy makes an amazing alternative to dildos and vibrators for her and/or her partner. Oddly enough, however, that’s one of the least common reasons why ladies love clit suckers.

As it turns out, there are at least 3 good reasons why every woman on the planet should own one (or more) clit sucking sex toys. Those reasons are as follows:

  1. You Get Extreme Orgasmic Intensity – Research shows that a woman will most likely ejaculate 10x harder if her clitoris is stimulated at the time or orgasm. With that said, experiencing orgasm from direct clitoral stimulation can instantly intensify the user’s pleasure by generating sensations with extreme precision. Scientifically speaking, clit sucking devices are safe and effective tools that are made to revolutionize you/your partner’s sexual behavior and appetites without ever requiring penetration.
  2. You Can Enjoy Dual Stimulation – In case penetration is half the fun for you, clitoral suction devices offer a double-whammy of pleasure by being useful as an accessory in the bedroom. So whether you’re engaged in natural sex, oral sex or anal love-making, these toys always comport themselves as team players. Put simply: They’re the star of the show without stealing the stage.
  3. You Could Use It with Other Toys – Compatible with countless other sex toys, clit suckers assimilate into your bedroom routine without causing any awkward pauses  or confusion. Able to resemble the sensations of professional-grade oral sex, these devices can be used with your favorite dildo, butt plug, anal bead string or cock ring without raining on the pussy parade. In fact, combining sensations is perhaps the best way to truly enjoy any clit sucking sex toy you buy.

Truth be told, I could probably come up with 1,000 reasons why I (and everyone I know) love clit suction sex toys. Not mentioned above are some of my most beloved reasons which I will share with you now:

  • These toys have allowed me to achieve the incredibly intense clitoral orgasms I desire without forcing me to sleep with someone to get it. That, in turn, has helped me avoid scary STIs and horrible relationships that waste several years of my life.
  • These things are far easier to clean and maintain than most of my dildos, vibrators and anal playthings. Because there’s no penetration required, I typically just rinse mine with a little soap and water before returning to my regularly scheduled program.
  • With regular use, clit suckers can even help with female stamina and endurance. When I first started using mine, I lasted about 2 minutes. These days, I can keep up for at least 7 (as long as the toy isn’t set on full power).

No matter how you look at it, using a clit sucking machine is a good choice for anyone who enjoys having an orgasm, whether that orgasm is experienced alone or with somebody else. The hard part is selecting the right device for your love life and budget. With so many options out there, it can be nearly impossible to find anything worthwhile without wasting some cash on trial and error first. Let’s hope that doesn’t happen to you; read on.

The Top 5 Ways to Tell If That Clit Sucking Toy Is Worth It or Not

There are a handful of surefire ways to determine whether that clitoral suction sex toy in your shopping cart is worth the effort or not. Generally speaking, all clit suckers do the same basic thing. However, the way in which those devices handle their business is what you need to be most concerned about. So, forget about prices and brand affiliations for just a minute and concentrate on what I’m about to say because shit just got real – and by “real” I mean “real simple.”

Shopping for a good clit sucker does not have to be a pain in the ass (that’s what butt plugs are for). All you need is a little guidance from someone who’s been there. So without further ado, here are the top 5 ways to tell if that clit sucker you’re considering is a smart buy or not:

  • Look at the Size

The size of anything determines your experience with it, whether you’re shopping for houses, cars, dildos or mattresses. When it comes to clit sucker sex toys, it’s the size of the suction cup that matters most. Look for something that’s big enough to encompass your entire clitoris, if not your whole labial region. Steer clear of devices that claim to be adjustable, since those are usually of less quality than the former. In general, devices that seem too big are better than those that seem too small, since larger toys will most likely hit the sweet spot eventually. Plus, bigger models require less moving and adjusting on your part and I know you can appreciate that.

  • Check Out the Materials 

As with anything that comes in direct contact with your crotch, pay special attention to its material makeup. This is especially important if you’ve determined that you and/or your partner have sensitivities to certain products. Also, make sure the lube you’re using is compatible with the materials of the toy you choose or else there could be some serious problems down the road. To err on the side of caution, always opt for clit suckers that are made from body-safe stuff like silicone, TPE, PVC, elastomer, glass, metal or a polycarbonate blend. The only drawback with these toys, comparatively speaking, is that you can’t use them with a condom to protect your skin from allergens. Stay away from latex and phthalates while hunting down the materials that work best for your body.

  • Compare the Power

Not all clit sucking machines are made the same, meaning they all have different levels of suction power available depending on numerous factors, including things like the brand name, the type of motor(s) used, and the position of the suction cup. Good devices will be extremely powerful but not so extreme that they cause pain. And since everyone’s tolerance level is different, the best options typically come with at least a few variant intensity settings. Compare between 1-3 clit suckers to figure out which one has the influence you desire most. Usually, the devices worth your time will have enough power to remain in place on your swollen clit even if you let go of the handle.

  • Examine the Features 

Meanwhile, take some time to go over the various features offered on each device you’re considering. As mentioned, most high-end devices offer numerous intensity settings but how those settings are integrated can make an enormous difference. Features such as touch-sensitive control pads, wireless remote controlling, emergency release buttons/valves and adjustable head sizes are all popular options in today’s clit sucking arena. The key, however, is to find one that the features you need to reach orgasm in your current situation while also being versatile enough to suffice for some sexy experimentation.

  • Consider the Ergonomics 

Last but certainly never least are the ergonomics of the toy you buy. It needs to be easy to maneuver and manipulate without being too bulky and obtrusive. Compact devices are generally favored for discretionary purposes, but the bigger and better models tend to offer more features. As long as the sex toy you choose is easy to handle there shouldn’t be a problem. And as long as the device is proportionate enough to suit your unique body type, the ergonomics are right on-point.

The Three Kings: My Favorite Clit Suckers

As someone who has bravely faced the flood sex toy market on my own, I know that this stuff can be intimidating. That’s why I’ve painstakingly narrowed the industry down to a handful of worthwhile models. Out of all the high-end, skin-safe clitoral suction sex toys on the modern market, the following three are my absolutely favorites.

BEST OVERALL: The Womanizer Premium

Hailed as the ideal combination of new technology and high-quality design, the Womanizer Premium uses Pleasure Air Technology to stimulate the clitoris without even making contact with it. With a power interface that ranges from super soft to superhero, the 12 different intensity levels are the world’s dirtiest dozen. This bad boy even has an auto pilot function to help you experience mind-blowing orgasms in a new and surprising way every time. It automatically starts up when you bring it close to your clit, making it one of the most user-friendly clit stimulation devices on today’s market. And thanks to its unique design, the surprisingly durable and fully rechargeable silicone/ABS plastic Womanizer Premium is also whisper quiet and 100% waterproof.

Pro: The wide range of sensation intensity levels makes this toy an easy one to customize, plus it doesn’t require any lube and it’s ridiculously easy to clean.

Con: It may be a little on the expensive side for some people.

BEST FOR BEGINNERS: The Satisfyer Pro 3

The Satisfyer Pro 3 – a new and improved version of an already fantastic clit sucking device that swept the nation just a few short years ago. This XBIZ award-winning plaything offers over 100 different stimulation combinations, many of which combine vibration with suction to engage all nerve endings in the user’s erogenous zone. Ideal for folks who are new to clitoral orgasms, the silky-smooth matte-black SP3 features 11 classic wave intensities and uses non-contact pressure to stimulate the clitoris and vulva. The supple silicone ring switches quickly between functions that can be used together or independently, and the whole thing is made from skin-safe silicone that encompasses its fully rechargeable battery.

Pro: The possibility of 110 setting variations is unheard of, plus it’s super helpful for newbies who aren’t sure what they like.

Con: It may have too many settings to explore in a single lifetime, plus it could prove tough to hold for some people (especially where lube is involved).

BEST FOR COUPLES: The Lelo SONA Cruise

As the world’s first sonic clitoral massager, the SONA Cruise delivers clitoris-stimulating sensations in a very unconventional way. Instead of using simple vibrations and/or suction, this innovative sex toy utilizes sonic waves that operate at 8 different intensity levels. Specially made by Lelo – one of the industry’s best-known toy makers – the SONA features automatic Cruise Control Technology, an innovation which reserves 20% of the toy’s power so that when you press down harder, it gets stronger. This 100% waterproof wonder is made from a single piece of medical-grade silicone and has a rechargeable battery too, plus it comes with a quality guarantee and a manufacturer’s warranty.

Pro: The CC function makes the SONA Cruise ideal for couples play since it requires no additional manipulation of the controls to change things up a bit.

Con: The compact design of this toy may make it difficult for some users to hold, although the ergonomics certainly help with gripping.

The End Game

It’s not always easy finding the sex toys you want, especially not when you’re on the prowl for a good clit sucker. The options are ridiculous and the features are tough to sort through. However, the only thing that really matters is that you and/or your partner have a sex and satisfying sexual experience (hopefully more than once) with what you buy. If that takes a 110-speed clitoral suction sex toy with a 20% power reserve, a waterproof body and a rechargeable battery, then so be it. This is between you and your legs, or rather, what’s between them.