I’ve searched the annuls of history for a time when mankind didn’t like anal sex and I haven’t been able to find it yet. Since the dawn of time it’s been common knowledge that the anal canal houses thousands of ultra-sensitive nerve endings and its own unique brand of orgasmic potential. Why, then, are butt plugs and prostate massagers still considered such taboo pleasure products? Well, as it turns out, they’re not anymore. Thanks to the groundbreaking innovations of a handful of companies, backdoor parties are becoming increasingly popular among men and women from all walks of life.
Nowadays, you’ll see a myriad of devices all aimed at giving you the best butt sex you’ve ever had. They range from miniscule to massive and they’ve got a variety of features to match. It’s easy to find a butt plug, it’s just not always easy to find a good one. So, when I stumbled across the B-Vibe Rimmer I thought I was in some kind of a wet dream. Are you wondering how my experience went or whether the toy ended up being an expensive piece of disappointment? Well, let’s make sure we’re all clear about the subject matter first.
What is the B-Vibe Rimmer?
The B-Vibe Rimmer (or BVR) is a rimming butt plug device that’s made to stimulate the various erogenous zones inside the average person’s anal canal. Its unique construction and high-end components make it ideal for almost any user, plus it has the features necessary for intimate couple’s play and solo pleasures as well. And although it may look like your average plug to the untrained eye, this thing is most certainly not. In fact, the BVR has some of the best ergonomics on the ass play market and it’s extremely user-friendly as well (even for people who have never tried anal sex or who are generally unfamiliar with high-tech products).
The Main Features
First of all, this bad boy is packed with features that almost any anal play enthusiasts would love. For example: It’s silky-soft silicone exterior is skin-safe, non-porous and compatible with all water-based anal lubes. It has an exceptionally powerful motor which sends 5 rotation and vibration speeds through the shaft of the toy in 6 distinct patterns, plus it allows you to cycle through each of the stimulation options using the built-in interface and/or the included wireless LED remote control. By the way, that remote control has a generous 30-foot range which means you can turn it on, switch up the settings and get your partner off while sitting on the other side of the house.
Perhaps the best part is the rotation inside the plug shaft. Because this toy is designed to offer dual sensations, it not only pinpoints the pleasure zones but it also swirls around to mimic the sensations of a rim job. It features a flat 3-inch base for better control during deep penetration and the shaft itself is firm enough to remain comfortable during intercourse and/or masturbation The toy itself measures 5 inches in insertable length and has the same 5 inches in girth, with a slightly tapered tip and a 90-minute run time on a full charge. It comes in a small box with only the bare essentials inside, but it’s literally in need of nothing else besides that for a good time.
What Comes in the Box?
As mentioned, this particular butt plug doesn’t come stuffed in its box with a bunch of freebies from the manufacturer. I’ve been seeing this a lot when purchasing higher-end sex toys. Apparently, the more confident manufacturers assume their products are good just the way they are. Or, perhaps the lack of free shit is indicative of the maker spending every penny on ensure a high-quality product. Either way, it’s important to know what you get for the money you spend. Here’s what comes in the box with the BVR:
- The B-Vibe Rimmer
- A wireless remote control
- A set of instructions
- A USB charging cable
You’ll notice that there are no free samples of personal lubrication and no little packets of sex toy cleaner included in the box. What a bummer! I suppose we should all own some of that stuff by now, but it’s still nice to try new things from time to time. You also don’t get a storage container for this toy, so either be gentle opening the box so you can reuse it or invest in a secret hiding spot for the device. It is in no way, shape, or form discreet looking.
My first thought when I saw the BV Rimmer was, “Oh hell no, you’re not getting that enormous thing anywhere near my virgin asshole.” I was put in charge of selecting the next sex toy for my partner and I to explore, which meant I was looking for something a little less intimidating. How I settled on this big SOB is a funny story that I’ll tell you some other time. For now, let’s just say that I do not have buyer’s remorse.
There was nothing disappointing about the entire deal – from the unboxing to the inevitable cleaning at the end (which, by the way, is stupid easy). I was a little bummed out that the toy didn’t come with its own storage container, but I got over that pretty quickly. I mean, it’s not like the things is super massive. It’s just a tad larger than I was expecting. But, since it’s made to be a rimming plug, I held my breath and gave it a chance despite my inhibitions. Thankfully, my partner was nowhere around the first time I tried it out. Or, at least I thought he wasn’t until he grabbed ahold of that wireless remote control I accidently left out on the kitchen table after opening the box. Simply put: things got interesting in a hurry.
There I was, gradually making my way to the point where I could insert the very tip of the device into my anus and the thing starts vibrating and rotating without me pushing a single button. For a second I thought I heard a snicker come from the other room, but the initial jolt of the toy’s activation made me forget all about my surroundings and the next thing I knew I was laying spread-eagle across my bed holding the toy inside my ass like a professional porn star. You should have seen the look on my partner’s face when he walked into the room. I’m sure he assumed I was just checking out the features, but it didn’t take him long to understand what was really going down. He kept ahold of his precious remote control and made me discover what I had been missing without ever touching me. It was hands-down the sexiest thing we’ve ever done together.
I do suggest smothering the BVR in tons of water-based anal lube before you begin, and I also suggest keeping some nearby just in case things dry up. You do not want to experiencing the vibrations and rotations of this thing without some lubrication in between the material and your skin. That’s pretty much the only complaint I had and it’s 100% my own fault. You live and learn, I guess.
The Ups and Downs
All too often, we pit modern-day sex toys up against extremely unfair standards. We expect everything coming out of the market to be perfect for everybody, but that’s mathematically and statistically impossible. At some point, we have to get real about how the world works and start to understand how the idea is to find something that’s perfect for you (not everyone else). So, although I had a really great time using it, the BVR still had a few flaws I hope the manufacturer will eventually fix. Here’s what I think you need to know before spending any money on one:
- Simulates the sensations of oral anal sex
- Uses Teledildonic Technology for enhanced couple’s play
- Whisper quiet operation, even on the highest setting
- USB rechargeable battery
- Extra-long battery life
- Made from skin-safe materials
- Not compatible with other sex toys
- Only splash proof
- Wireless remote requires separate batteries
Granted, anything that’s crafted specifically to make a person cum is a good thing, but I don’t come across amazing products all the time. Overall, I’d say that the B-Vibe Rimmer qualifies as one of those toys, mostly because of its solid construction, powerful motor and exceptional battery life. That little remote control isn’t a bad touch either, plus the rows of rotating beads gave my asshole a run for its money. I don’t recommend using it with a partner until you get used to the various functions, however. And I only say that because this device is a serious beast so it might be a little bit too much for someone to handle if they’re not well-versed in butt play and high-end sex toys. Either way, this is one of those things you can fall in love with fast.