Best Blowjob Machines: The Kiiroo TITAN

I try not to be too picky when it comes to the sex toys I use, but I still have standards. The modern world is so full of options at this point that it’s almost impossible not to own at least one high-end pleasure product, even if it is by accident. It’s more difficult than ever before to determine the worth of a wiener machine, but that doesn’t mean it’s not possible. In fact, some sex toy manufacturers make it easy (or at least appear that way).

One such manufacturer is the Kiiroo brand and one such product is their new Titan. It’s supposed to be a magical male masturbator of epic proportions, so you know I had to test it out for myself. So, was it everything that it’s been hyped up to be or was I left with much to be desired? Well, let’s first make sure we’re all on the same page about the subject matter.

What is the Kiiroo TITAN?

The Titan is the Kiiroo brand’s flagship teledildonic product. So, what does that mean? Well, first of all it means that this thing is the manufacturer’s very first attempt at creating a stand-alone male masturbator that has such high-tech, interactive capabilities without having affiliations with another brand. Secondly, it means that the KT has to perform against some of the biggest names and devices in the industry – the Fleshlight Launch, the Lovense Max 2, and the Onyx 2 from its own inventory, just to name a few. Meanwhile, big T offers a more streamlined and lightweight approach to automatic masturbation and couple’s play by utilizing a trusted media interface, high-quality components and industry-leading technologies.

The Main Features

Features are of the upmost importance when it comes to teledildonic pleasure products and the Kiiroo Titan is no exception, so let’s get right down to it. This bad boy has 7 different pre-programmed performance functions to explore by simply grazing your filthy finger over the touch-sensitive control pad on the front of the device. And while the KT is compatible with all Kiiroo brand toys, it doesn’t work with the Fleshlight Launch like the Onyx 2 does. A self-starter instead, this motivated machine features 9 powerfully vibrating motors that run up and down its slightly textured masturbation sleeve which, by the way, is completely removeable through the flip-open flap on the side of the device. And since it’s not nearly as large, heavy or cumbersome as its competition, this toy’s relatively small, lightweight and discreet design is perhaps its most attractive feature (if you don’t count the sleek, rounded surface of the outer casing that juxtaposes the squared-off design of the Onyx).

A little more about that flip-flop thing I mentioned above: The side of the unit actually pops open to grant access to the removeable sleeve – a terrific feature for cleaning, maintenance and customization (if Kiiroo ever comes out with interchangeable sleeves, that is). Titan is easy to disassemble and assemble as well, with three sturdy positioning prongs to sit the sleeve on, each of which house three of the vibrating bullets inside. There’s an LED power button as well, which allows you to scroll through the various modes and the whole thing is USB rechargeable with a 40-minute battery life. Best of all, you can sync a smart phone to it for real-time play through the Feel Connect app where you can pair your device with another toy to enjoy 3D virtual reality porn content to your heart’s desire.

What Comes in the Box?

Most Kiiroo products only come with the bare essentials because the manufacturer is too busy putting every last penny into the overall quality of the device. As a result, you don’t get much else besides the toy itself when you buy the Titan. Here’s what comes in the box:

  • The KT masturbator
  • An instruction manual
  • A USB-pin charging cable
  • A warranty registration card

You won’t get any personal lubrication samples, so be sure to stock up ahead of time. You also won’t get any toy cleaning samples or a storage container of any kind. Thankfully, this toy just so happens to have a rather discreet appearance so perhaps a special container isn’t necessary. Either way, I definitely suggest finding an appropriate hiding spot for it just in case (especially since willful negligence isn’t covered on the warranty).

The Experience

I’d like to start out by saying that I really enjoyed using the Kiiroo Titan for the first time, and the second time, and the eighteenth time as I binge watched episodes of Breaking Bad in my living room on a Tuesday because I called in sick from work just so I could finish explore the last of the multitude of pleasure settings on my toy. Is that irresponsible? Because I don’t care. It’s not every day you get delivered an unmarked box full of sex toys to your front door. I had to make this one count.

There are loads of different modes and combinations to try out with this thing. I thoroughly enjoyed the targeted mode but they were all pretty amazing in their own unique ways. The synced content provided a more immersive experience for sure, but that’s pretty basic for that kind of technology. However, the Titan’s massive mode load meant that there were still plenty of things to explore even when I didn’t connect my smart phone. I ran this baby so hot that I was afraid I’d break the sleeve in half. Fortunately, whatever material blend they use is extra durable because it never even so much as showed a scratch. And since the device itself opens up to reveal the sleeve, it was probably the easiest male masturbation unit I’ve ever had the pleasure of cleaning.

Overall, the toy itself was rather lightweight and that sort of worried me a bit. The flimsy plastic covering vibrated quite a bit, which made handling somewhat uncomfortable after a while. Luckily, the battery died about 35 minutes into my session so I didn’t have to fret about numb fingers (or empty balls for that matter). I truly hope the manufacturer does something about that short battery life because it totally defeats the purpose of the machine. Furthermore, the sleeve itself seems to loose its magic once you fuck it a million times, so I don’t think it would hurt to have some different texture options in the future. Also, that non-proprietary charger makes juicing up the device a pain in the ass when you travel. Is it too much to ask to get a universal USB?

Either way, I wouldn’t be disappointed about the short battery life if I wasn’t able to enjoy what the toy did in the first place. It’s truly a remarkable combination of features and components what create an incredible sensation on your dick. I have problems with stamina from time to time anyway, so not being able to masturbate for tow hours straight isn’t really even a problem if I think about it. Plus, this thing has features built exclusively for endurance improvement, which means I had one hell of a time training my penis to do what it’s told.

The Ups and Downs

It doesn’t matter how hard you try or where you look, you’ll never find an adult toy that’s absolutely perfect. The human species is just too complex for such a simplistic approach to sexual pleasure. Variety must remain the spice of life, even if that means we have to sift through a bunch of disappointing products to find what we need. In terms of the Kiiroo Titan, it’s got its own unique list of pros and cons just like the rest of ’em. So, here’s what I think you should know before spending any money on it:

PROS

  • Works with any interactive Kiiroo brand pleasure product
  • Pre-programmed modes plus mobile app-synced settings
  • Large library of compatible X-rated movies
  • Removeable masturbation sleeve for easier maintanence
  • Ergonomic size, shape and functionality
  • Ribbed outer casing for improved grip
  • USB rechargeable battery
  • Made from skin-safe materials

CONS

  • Short battery life/long charge requirement
  • Somewhat flimsy construction
  • Noisy

The Takeaway

There are so many different ways to use and abuse the Kiiroo Titan, which is why it has become one of my favorite male masturbation devices on the planet. It’s not only friendly with toys from its own brand but it’s also compatible with virtual porn, webcam performances and interactive X-rated videos that number in the thousands. Hands down, the KT is my pick for the best high-tech couple’s toy, plus the free downloadable app features erotic games and 3D/VR content as well. The machine itself isn’t the most durable thing I’ve witnessed but it does have a nice structure and a well-balanced feel in the hands, not to mention it’s lightweight and equipped with industry-leading ergonomics. Inside, the toy feels incredible as it offers a wide range of buzzy sensations through almost a dozen powerful motors. Overall, it’s an impressive step in the right direction for the innovative manufacturer that made it.