Reviews Of The Top 5 Best Blowjob Machines In 2019

Machines made to mimic the sensations of fellatio used to be what wet dreams were made of. Men from every walk of life once fantasized about receiving decent lip service without dealing with all the gagging, complaining and credit card swiping. Thanks to advancements in technology, those greedy guys can now sit back and enjoy what feels like the real thing without ever involving a reluctant partner or an inconvenient gag reflex. Best of all, many of today’s best blowjob simulation devices offer a variety of fun, interactive features that allow couples to simultaneously explore the far reaches of their orgasmic boundaries without even being in the same room. Whether a lusty loner or a lover with a boner, these magic machines can perform miracles at your every beckoned call if you use them properly.

As luck would have it, modern-day BJ machines are unique for more than just their ability to simulate the sensations of oral sex. Well-made models can actually be customized in various ways so that users can experience exactly what they’re looking for. Unlike general masturbation toys for men, however, blowjob mimicking machines don’t usually encompass the entire shaft of the penis. Instead, they’re typically either shallow enough to stimulate only the glans and frenulum like natural oral sex, equipped with specialized tongue-like sleeve textures and functionalities, or a little bit of both. Either way, these amazing automatic sex toys have a way of making the real thing seem obsolete.

Why Use a Blowjob Machine (a.k.a. Blowjob Simulator)?

Unfortunately (and surprisingly), the simple act of making live blowjobs a thing of the past is not enough for every man or couple to see the value in owning one of these toys. On the bright side, there seems to be at least three different benefits that the average user gets as soon a BJ device is strapped onto their penis. These things may vary from person to person but in general, here are the top advantages to incorporating these devices into your sex toy collection:

  • On-Demand Pleasure 

These kinds of toys (and almost all automatic love machines for that matter) give users the freedom to choose when and where they’d like to have sex and/or masturbate while offering them superior sensations they crave without always needing the help of a partner. Most of them are fully rechargeable too, plus they include numerous stroke speed and intensity settings to explore and some of them even have access to massive online 3D porn databases that sync with virtual reality goggles.

  • Improved Sexual Stamina

Because toys like this provide extremely intense sensations that rival real oral sex, it’s almost impossible for a user not to reach climax. Often times, orgasm is achieved within just a few minutes of using the device. For that reason, millions of men use specially designed oral sex simulators to improve their sexual stamina and endurance. In fact, many relationship therapists recommend a pre-game pump for men who have problems with premature ejaculation or erectile dysfunction.

  • Enhanced Long-Distance Relationships 

Thanks to innovations in things like Teledildonics, Bluetooth, virtual reality and 3D imaging, today’s best blowjob machines usually feature one or more high-tech, interactive component aimed at making real-time, long-distance lovemaking a reality. Sexting and dick pics will only get our society so far, meaning we would have eventually invented this kind of stuff eventually anyway. Enhance your love life the “natural” way with technologically advanced toys like these.

Advantages aside, there’s no real way of benefitting from a BJ simulation toy unless you choose the right one. The market is full of options, and manufacturers seem to spare no expense at getting your attention (even if you wouldn’t have otherwise gave a damn). In reality, there’s only one way to find what you’re looking for: Use a comprehensive list of features, factors and considerations to make your selection easier and more informed.

6 Ways to Tell If That Blowjob Simulator Is Worth It or Not

Your dick is picky, so don’t go throwing just any old sex toy on it and expect to experience anything worthwhile. You’ll find many different models out there for sure, but only a handful of them have the kinds of features and functionality that most men desire. Pick apart each of the toys you’re considering by carefully examining the following six things:

  • The Dimensions 

Size is and always has been an extremely important fact of life, especially when talking about intercourse, foreplay and sex toys. The dimensions of your blowjob simulator matter more than you probably imagine. Be sure you can fit the appropriate amount of your penis inside the chamber by checking the total length of the device as well as the insertable length and allowable girth of the canal. Most men measure between 5 and seven inches in length and require about 1 to 2 inches in width for a comfortable fit.

  • The Shape 

Shaping is important too, although it’s a feature that often goes overlooked or underappreciated. Commonly confused with appearance, the shape of any sex toy does more than just make it look pretty. Ergonomics play a special role in how the human body interacts with man-made objects. Make sure the shape of this BJ machine you’re holding is conducive with your body type, your mobility limitations (if applicable) and your intentions, lest you get “stuck” with a relatively unsatisfying and uncomfortable purchase.

  • The Features 

Feature follies happen all the time and it’s because consumers don’t pay close enough attention to what they’re buying. A good blowjobber will present components that concentrate their efforts on your penis (namely the glans, frenulum and corona). Whether those components vibrate, oscillate, pump, twerk or twist is a matter of design and engineering. Either way, you’ll want to make sure that those features work together in a seamless and pleasurable way while also giving you the options you need to experience the kinds of sex you desire.

  • The Materials 

You don’t what to know what we used to make our sex toys out of. Just know what things have changed and knowledge has increased, meaning you no longer have to settle for devices made with potentially harmful parabens or phthalates. The most popular, hypoallergenic materials now used are typically things like silicone, thermoplastic elastomer (TPE), polyvinyl chloride (PVC) or a patented polycarbonate blend. Stick with those materials to prevent skin irritation or allergic reaction and understand that there are still devices made with latex floating around the market as well.

  • The Compatibility 

Apparently, making a machine that mimicked the sensations of a real blowjob wasn’t enough for the average sex toy designer because most of the BJ machines available today are made to be compatible with another toy or at least linkable with online pornographic movie and game libraries. High-quality interactive blowjob toys can come equipped with super cool, compatible stuff like free, downloadable smart apps, universal phone mounts, motion sensors, wireless remotes and touch-sensitive control pads for quick and effortless adjustment of settings. If visual aids, couples play and/or long-distance love is your thing, this is a factor you don’t want to ignore.

  • The Design (easy to use)

Too many times we see an otherwise amazing device hit rock-bottom because of its shitty design. In other words, none of the factors mentioned above matter if the toy is impossibly difficult to use. Most high-end BJ sex toys feature superb ergonomics and a user-friendly control interface, but that’s not always the case. Furthermore, even the well-rounded devices sometimes come with components that are tough to navigate for the average user. Make sure your machine isn’t too simple or complex because they don’t all come with a warranty or money-back guarantee.

The fact of the matter is an even tougher pill to swallow than that. You see, the industry is filled with products that all have about the same kinds of features, components and materials. It’s all about the way those things are executed, but the average person can’t exactly find that out until long after they’ve already spent their money. The apprehension is certainly understandable, but it all goes away once the consumer has a few good suggestions to toss around.

My Favorites: The Top 5 Best Blowjob Machines In 2019:

Speaking of good suggestions from an honest and objective source, here are what I believe to be the industry’s top five best blowjob machines (and what I think are bound to be the standard by which all future BJ devices are made):

#1: The Autoblow A.I.

BEST FOR NONSTOP SEX


The A.I. in this toy’s name stands for “Artificial Intelligence,” making it the very first sex toy to incorporate such high-tech, intuitive features into its primary design. Not only does the Autoblow A.I. contain on-board programming that learns your unique sexual behaviors the more you use it but it also provides an edging feature that allows you to start and stop your sessions without losing your diligently selected setting. This thing utilizes a brand-new penis gripper concept to improve the toy’s realism and it can even be set to stimulate one of 250 specific parts of the penis through the custom Pleasure Zone feature. Best of all, it doesn’t require batteries or a charger so it can be used non-stop for some seriously intense sex and/or masturbation.

PROS

  • Spring-loaded gripper beads wrapped in pillowy silicone
  • Flesh-like canal texture
  • Removeable, interchangeable sleeve for easy cleaning and customization
  • Generous 5-inch stroking plane
  • Made from skin-safe materials
  • Plug-in powered for non-stop sex
  • Appropriate for all penis sizes

CONS

  • Not ideal for use with a partner
  • Can’t connect to other toys or online porn content
  • Somewhat weird looking

#2. The LELO F1

BEST FOR CUSTOMIZATION


Men who like to tinker with their toys love the LELO brand’s F1S Developer’s Kit. It’s not just an oral sex simulation device with a 360-degree pleasure output and a host of vibe speeds and intensity levels to explore. No, the LFS1-DK is the complete package – a high-end, high-tech sex toy for men that pulls triple duty as a masturbator, a stamina training unit and a piece of customizable hardware. The maker includes exclusive access to their Developer Software which allows all authorized users to tailor the sensations inside the toy’s tight and slightly texturized chamber to suit their exact specifications using a compatible smart phone app. It utilized 10 independent built-in performance sensors to read your body’s cues too, plus it links with the brand’s affiliated online porn content and is compatible with standard VR glasses as well.

PROS

  • Patented SenSonic Technology as an alternative to traditional vibrations
  • Cruise Control feature for hands-free stimulation
  • Progress tracker provided for stamina improvement exercises
  • Endless sensation combinations
  • Compatible with online porn content and virtual reality equipment
  • USB rechargeable
  • Made from skin-safe materials

CONS

  • Not compatible with other sex toys
  • Not ideal for all penis sizes
  • Takes several hours to reach a full charge

#3. The Fleshlight Launch

BEST FOR VIRTUAL REALITY


Considered the cream of the automatic masturbation crop, this amazing machine can become nearly anything you want it to be – an intercourse simulator, an oral sex mimicking toy, a manual penis pumper, you name it. And because it can sync with VR glasses and the world’s largest online porn database, it’s perhaps the most exciting and user-friendly device on the market. Made by one of the best-known brands in the industry, the Fleshlight Launch cranks your yank at speeds of up to 180 strokes per minute. On top of that, it features ergonomic touch-sensitive LED controls for manual or couples-friendly play, can be used while it’s hooked up to the charger, and  is surprisingly lightweight considering its otherwise cumbersome appearance.

PROS

  • Compatible with all standard, full-sized Fleshlight masturbators
  • Compatible with the Kiiroo Onyx 2 and Pearl 2
  • Best online 2D and 3D porn selection in the industry
  • Password protected for better security
  • Durable, ergonomic design
  • USB rechargeable
  • Made from skin-safe materials

CONS

  • Compatible masturbator sold separately
  • Requires 6-9 hours of charge for just 2 hours of play
  • Cannot be used manually

#4. The Fleshlight Quickshot Launch

BEST FOR EFFORTLESS ORGASMS


Created by the same innovative company that made the original full-sized Fleshlight device, the FL Quickshot Launch is a similar blowjob machine that houses the brand’s smaller, more compact and transparent masturbator. It features a well-placed universal smart phone mount and, despite it’s peculiar design, runs a powerful motor that generates four different stroke speeds and lengths while utilizing industry-leading technologies like touch-sensitive control pads and customizable pleasure zones to enhance the 250-stroke-per-minute capacity. And thanks to the innovative open-ended design of the sleeve, this thing is even easier to enjoy than the first. It even has an Active Launch Mode that allows you to use it while it’s still on the charger, which means you can watch your dick get its kicks no matter what your schedule looks like.

PROS

  • See-through masturbator design for increased visual pleasure
  • Compatible with VR goggles and online porn libraries
  • Can accommodate almost all penis sizes
  • Specially texturized sleeve material
  • Dual handles with built-in buttons for better control
  • USB recharegable
  • Made from skin-safe materials

CONS

  • Not compatible with the full-sized Fleshlight units
  • Somewhat weird looking/difficult to hide

#5. The Kiiroo TITAN

BEST FOR COUPLES PLAY


Maybe give your masturbation game a boost with the extra compatible Kiiroo TITAN – a male masturbation device that not only mimics the sensations of oral sex but it also simulates natural intercourse depending on the setting. This couples-friendly machine features a 9-motor interface that generates a wide range of pleasurable vibes, plus it allows for the same interactive experiences as the Fleshlight Launch without being nearly as cumbersome. Able to be used in either manual or automatic mode, the KT toy can send real-time commands to your partner’s toy using industry-leading Teledildonics, all of which is controlled via a free smart phone app that works wonders for long-distance relationships. Best of all, it features the brand’s patented “Real Feel” insert that resembles actual human skin so your experiences never feel like a fake.

PROS

  • Compatible with every single Kiiroo brand sex toy available
  • Stealth opening for improved discretion
  • Removeable sleeve for easier maintenance
  • App-controlled interface option
  • Compatible with 2D and 3D porn content
  • USB rechargeable
  • Made from skin-safe materials

CONS

  • Not compatible with the Fleshlight Launch or Quickshot Launch
  • Smooth canal features no texture

BONUS – The Lovense Max 2


Worthy of mention is the Lovense Max 2 because it’s technically the world’s very first high-tech BJ machine. It can mimic the contractions of a real human body while vibrating at various speeds and intensity levels. Using a patent-pending air pump mechanism, this LM2 can send serious sensations up and down the shaft of your penis while also being able to sync with your partner’s compatible device for real-time pleasure via Bluetooth. Oh yeah, and it can also hook up to a decent-sized library of online VR porn media too.

PROS

  • Ideal design for beginners and couples
  • USB rechargeable
  • Made from skin-safe materials

CONS

  • Short battery life

The End Game

I don’t like to boss people around, but never buy a blowjob simulation toy unless you’ve taken it through the ringer. At the end of the day, it doesn’t matter how horny you are, how inexpensive the device is or how cleverly it was presented to the market. What matters most is that you and/or your partner have a safe and satisfying sexual experience with this thing (hopefully more than once). If that takes a shallow, mouth-like, fully automatic machine with a texturized, interchangeable sleeve and a bunch of pleasure settings, then so be it. Amazing head has played hard-to-get for long enough.

Blowjob Machine FAQ

Q: What is an automatic blowjob machine supposed to do?

A: These unique machines are meant to provide their users with a wide variety of pleasurable, penis-centered sensations, including but not always limited to mimicking the feeling of actual oral sex. They’re not all designed for a specific purpose, but many are made to help men with things like erectile dysfunction, premature ejaculation and even social or performance anxiety. Furthermore, some of the most high-tech models offer interactive features that support sensual exploration, couple’s play and long-distance relationships.

 

Q: How do I use this thing?

A: Typically, your standard BJ toy will feature a tight, often mouth-like orifice and a short, texturized canal that sometimes carries vibrating motors, undulating beads or other components within. Users simply insert their erect penis into the opening at the top to begin enjoying customizable masturbation in a completely manual or fully automatic way. For the most part, use of a good water-based lube comes highly recommended as well.

 

Q: Can I use one of these machines if I have erectile dysfunction?

A: Not all blowjob devices are designed for men with ED because they require penetration from an erect or semi-erect penis. Look for a device that features an open-ended or hinged design – something that closes in around or directly stimulates a penis whether it’s hard or not. Most of today’s masturbation machines for men are geared towards stimulating the average fella’s shlong, unfortunately. However, there have been several great improvements to the market’s selection over the last few years, which means male masturbators are now more appropriate for erectile dysfunction sufferers than ever before.

 

Q: Can I use one of these machines if I have Peyronie’s Disease (curvature of the penis)?

A: Not all BJ machines are designed for men with Peyronie’s Disease (PD) because they require direct penetration from a straight penis. Look for a device that features an open-ended or hinged form – something that closes in around or directly stimulates your curved shlong. Most of today’s masturbation machines for men are geared towards stimulating the average fella’s shlong, unfortunately. However, there have been several great improvements to the market’s selection over the last few years, which means male masturbators are now more appropriate for PD sufferers than ever before.

 

Q: Are there any specific things I should ALWAYS do with my device?

A: Owning a masturbation device is an exercise in freedom, self-expression and discipline. So, aside from using your machine only as directed by the manufacturer, there are virtually no limits to the things you can do with yours. As a general rule, always read the owner’s manual and always clean your machine after every use based on the directions therein. If you’re in a relationship, always communicate your needs and desires with your partner before using one of these toys.

 

Q: Are there any specific things I should NEVER do with my device?

A: Never use a non-waterproof device in or around water or dense moisture. Never use your machine for anything other than what it’s intended for (as stated by the designer). Never forget to clean your toy after every use and never store your plaything in a place that gets direct exposure to sunlight, dust, debris or contact with extreme hot/cold temperatures. If you’re in a relationship, never allow one of these toys to drive a wedge between you and your partner(s).

 

Q: How do I properly care for and maintain a toy like this?

A: The manufacturer of each toy should give you all the information you need to properly clean and maintain your new device. Some provide a Quick Setup Guide and then offer a full manual on their website, while others include the full manual in the box with the toy. Either way, be sure to follow the care instructions closely. Usually, you’ll be told to remove the sleeve, empty its contents and rinse it with warm water and a gentle antibacterial soap. However, some specialty toys require specific cleaning supplies and/or material renewal products so pay close attention.

 

Q: Will this device desensitize my penis in any way?

A: It has been well documented that excessive sex and/or masturbation can cause health and wellness problems such as erectile dysfunction and general penile desensitization. This is especially true among men who overuse devices with extremely intense sleeve textures or functionality features. Using delaying products like sprays, lotions and condoms may allow users to enjoy their machines more often without suffering the consequences. However, regular use without those things should never lead to an issue if the user always enjoys his device responsibly.

 

Q: What happens if my toy malfunctions or breaks?

A: If available, be sure to always register your device’s warranty within the first 30 days of your purchase. That way, you’ll have some back-up if anything goes wrong. Devices without a warranty should be taken special care of, and if things break or malfunction, those devices should be repaired with spare parts made by the original manufacturer only.

 

Q: Is it possible to get hurt by using a male masturbation device?

A: Yes, in rare cases men have reported getting injured by using (or misusing, rather) their male masturbation device, especially electronic ones without an emergency shut-off button. Those miniscule cases did not involve any serious damage to the people in question, although their machines were probably ruined in the end. As with everything else available to consumers, irresponsible behavior can get you hurt in a hurry. Please use your male masturbators like you’ve got some sense.

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