Best Anal Beads: The B-Vibe Triplet

Freedom of expression is important, even and especially when you’re in a long-term relationship. Things can get boring pretty quickly, so having a couples-friendly sex toy on deck is extremely helpful. Unfortunately, it’s usually difficult to find a great set of anal beads that work well under the pressures of two people. On the bright side, however, the industry has finally started introducing better products. One such product – the B-Vibe Triplet, made quite a splash on the market when it was first introduced. Having been through a draught during the late 90s and early 2000s, the parched pleasure product market was quenched by the site of such a well-made device.

Fast-forward a few years and that bad boy has gained quite the following. I try not to be a slave to trend, but there comes a point when a person’s curiosity gets the best of them. I’ve been using anal playthings for several years, including some of the most luxurious beads on the planet. I like to think I know a good thing when I see it. So, when I got my hands on the VBT I figured it would be another run-of-the-mill experience where I simply shrugged my shoulders at the end. My partner, on the other hand, apparently knew what was about to happen. So, did this toy turn me out like a bad R&B song at the skating rink or did I wind up disappointed by my lover’s recommendation? Well first, let’s make sure we all know what I’m talking about here.

What Is the B-Vibe Triplet

This unique pleasure product is essentially a set of rounded, undulating anal beads that possess a powerful internal motor for intense vibrations during both anal and vaginal foreplay. It’s made for male and female bodies while being appropriate for use with certain sex furniture, mounts and harnesses. Constructed similarly to a textured or bulbous butt plug, the B-Vibe Triplet is designed to be a lot less intimidating than your standard long strings or thick plugs. Moreover, the manufacturer made sure to include couples-friendly features so everyone can have a good time simultaneously.

The Main Features

The B-Vibe Triplet is a triple threat in more ways than one. Not only does it feature a skin-safe silicone covering but it also vibrates at various speeds and intensity levels while being sized just right for almost anyone’s body. The conveniently tapered tip and undulating bead sizes help to make insertion more comfortable, and those components all run down to a silky shaft that offers three flexible balls built specially for precision p-spot stimulation. The exterior is attractive and smooth but that’s not even where the fun begins. Inside this bad boy is the cream of the cookie, so-to-speak.

With dual vibrating motors running 15 distinct pleasure patterns at six different intensity levels, it’s hard to see why anyone would want anything else in their sex toy stash. Best of all, this unique device is ideal for solo artists and kinky couples alike because it features a wireless remote control for tons of hands-free exploration. The toy-remote combo has a generous 30-foot radius but there’s also a built-in button interface on the side of the toy’s ergonomic handle so both participants can be in the driver’s seat at the same time. Use them together or independently for a extremely wild ride either way.¬†This thing has measurements for all users too: An insertable length of 5 inches, a circumference of 3.75 inches, a 1.5-inch base diameter with a safety flare and an extra inch for superior gripping on the pull-style handle.

What Comes in the Box?

The BV folks give consumers everything they need to begin having sex and/or masturbating with their product as soon as it’s torn from the box. Mine was actually charged when it arrived, which meant I could begin playing with it right away. And since the Triplet is already a well-equipped toy, I didn’t need much more than what was already in the box, which included the following items:

  • The B-Vibe Triplet
  • A set of care/maintenance and usage instructions
  • A universal USB charging cable
  • A washable, zip-up storage container

Unfortunately, the manufacturer didn’t throw in any freebies. You won’t find a sample of water-based anal lube and you’ll never discover a tube of toy cleaner either. But, considering you get a free storage pouch and a pre-charged sex toy I’d say that’s a pretty good trade, would you? Besides, you should already own some of that stuff anyway.

The Experience

My days (and nights) had been pretty boring for a while, which is why I decided to look for a new string of anal beads to begin with. After locating a good merchant for the B-Vibe Triplet, I ordered it offline and patiently waited for its arrival. It came to my door in a nondescript box and showed up a day early too. I brought it inside, opened it up and started going through the contents. Tons of packaging for such a tiny box, but whatever. Either way, the toy’s container looked rather attractive and wasn’t nearly as “pornographic” as some of the others – “a great gift idea,” I thought to myself. Next up: whip this bad boy out and see what it can do.

My partner got home from work right about that time, so things couldn’t have worked out better. He wanted me to go first because he already knew what was happening. I obviously obliged. Much to our surprise, the device came pre-charged by the manufacturer (a result of post-production testing I imagine). Not sure how much juice the battery had, we plugged it in for a bit while we got prepared for the coming festivities. By the time we took a shower and gathered our supplies the device was completely ready to go. However, we both forgot about the need for extra batteries in the wireless remote, so there was a bit of an intermission while we tried to scrounge some up from around the house.

The games began shortly thereafter and I’m pretty sure I didn’t walk right for a week because of it. I don’t know if the intensity of the sensations was due to the way my partner used it on me or if it was because of the toy’s unique features, but one thing is for certain: my p-spot has been discovered and my asshole has been claimed as property by the BVT. I felt every last bit of stimulation as my partner pushed and pulled the beads in and out of my ass, each time getting more intense as he cycled through the 15 different vibe functions. Just when I was about to blow, he cranked up the intensity level and about made my head pop off. Meanwhile, he’s doing all this sitting across the room eating a bag of Fun Yuns like I’m a sideshow freak. At that point, I didn’t even give a damn. It was finally my turn to feel deep internal pleasures of the third kind. Who cares what I looked like?

Next up was my partner, eager as a kid in a candy store for me to take advantage of him. But just when I was about to make him my bitch the battery died. It took another hour before the device was ready to go again, and by then he already made me suck his dick to get him off so we just decided to go to sleep instead. Honestly, I’d probably throw out all my other anal beads if this one had a little better battery life.

The Ups and Downs

I’ll be the first to admit that nothing is perfect on today’s sex toy market. My search for the ideal pleasure product has lead me down some pretty dark roads, so eventually I learned how to take the good with the bad. Most manufacturers build inherent flaws into their items to get return customers. With that said, we’ll have to examine each device while overlooking the things that are supposed to be there. Meanwhile, let’s take a look at what the B-Vibe Triplet anal beads have to offer (or not):

PROS 

  • Whisper quiet operation for better discretion
  • Hands-free operation for increased versatlity
  • Hundreds of different vibe combinations to explore
  • Universal magnetic pin charging
  • Made from hypoallergenic materials

CONS

  • Wireless remote requires its own batteries, not included
  • Short battery life

The Takeaway

Choosing the best set of anal beads is a delicate matter. It’s probably taken you a while to get comfortable enough with your body to start exploring butt stuff. The last thing you need is some worthless sex toy making matters awkward or uncomfortable. Fortunately, the Triplet by B-Vibe has a length ideal for beginners but a thickness made for pros. The overall shape and design possess the same versatile qualities as well, which is likely why this unique sex toy has sold millions of units worldwide. So, while it may not be the most high-tech or attractive product on the market, it most certainly commands authority when it’s up your ass.