Whether you go as a Playboy Bunny or drape a towel with two eyes cut out over your head, I hope you all have a sexy and fun Halloween. I’ve been in Halloween mode all weekend, so I don’t even know if I’m going to go out tonight! Maybe I need a little nap first hehe.

Anyway, I wanted to share some old-but-good Halloween posts today from the time I had super sexy neighbors. Yummy:

• All About the Treats
• All About the Tricks

And although it might be a little late for ordering a Halloween costume, if you wanted a sexy outfit for Halloween, now’s the time to buy, since most places put their inventory on sale in early November!

I was a day of the dead ghost this year. It was a last-minute costume because the costume I was planning didn’t work out. What were you guys? (Or what are you going to be tonight?)

One of the most popular post on this site is What Girls Hate About Sucking Cock, and judging from keywords that take y’all are searching, I gather that this is quite the problem. Are you not getting enough head? Do you dream of more blow jobs? Is your cock feeling a bit neglected? Here are some tips to help you get more head, even if you think your girlfriend, wife, or partner hates blow jobs:

Tip #1: Make it romantic for her.

I like it rough. I like when a guy fucks my throat hard, even if I gag and my eyes tear up. I want to be abused. But you know what? I don’t think most girls are into that. In fact, I think most girls are pretty vanilla, even if they lean more sub than dom. So stop trying to stick your cock down her throat! Gagging isn’t fun (for most girls) and not being able to deepthroat can be embarrassing.

So make it a romantic activity. Take turns licking chocolate syrup off one another, for example. First, she gets the bottle and can squirt some anywhere she wants you to lick. Then it’s your turn. When she is sucking your cock, run your hands through her hair lightly and tell her how beautiful she looks with your cock in her mouth. Adding a little romance will make her feel less like a whore as she’s going down on you.

Tip #2: Clean up down there.

It goes without saying that you should have good hygiene, but the fact of the matter is that it doesn’t matter how often you shower. If you’ve had your cock in your pants for a few hours, it probably isn’t very fresh. If you know some sexy time will be going down soon, excuse yourself to the bathroom and take a moment to freshen up. Just wash your cock off quickly. It makes all the difference.

Also, keep your pubes trimmed neatly or (even better) shave. No girl likes hair in her mouth and it makes it easier to stay fresh if you don’t have a huge man brush.

Tip #3: Make your big finish less scarey.

Some girls avoid sucking cock because they don’t like the taste of semen or are afraid that she’ll gag when you burst in her mouth. Make it less scarey for her. Ask her where she wants you to cum – giving her the control will make her less likely to fear a finish in her mouth if she doesn’t want it. You can also wear a condom. The taste is less pleasant while she’s sucking, but it’s definitely safer and  she doesn’t have to worry about cum in her mouth.

If you do want to release down her throat, think about changing your habits to make your cum tastier. Yes, diet does play a role. If you eat a balanced diet with plenty of fruits and veggies, your cum will taste better. In my experience, smoking also plays a role. If you aren’t ready to give up the cigs, at least give up the cheap brands that smell really, really bad. I’ve found that those brands make your cum taste really bad too.

Tip #4: Get your blow job before she orgasms.

After I orgasm, I’m spent. If I’m going to keep fucking around, I want to just let you fuck me for awhile. I’m winding down. I love blow jobs enough and am submissive enough to still give you head after I’ve cum, but you’ll get a much more enthusiastic blow job if you fuck my face first. I think that’s where a lot of guys go wrong. They’re focused on pleasing their girl, which is great, but they neglect their own needs until afterward. Foreplay isn’t just about her, believe it or not. If you want great head, just go for it. Return the favor after she’s had time to suck your cock a little first and then finish off either with sex or with more head.

Tip #5: Date the right girl.

Lastly, if you want great blow jobs, don’t take the ice princess who is super uptight about sex. Your sexual relationship is important. No matter how awesome you two might be together outside of the bedroom, if there isn’t a connection between the sheets too, your relationship is going to suck. So many couples end up divorcing or being stuck in an unhappy relationship because there’s not a meeting of the minds when it comes to sex. Don’t fool yourself into believe that it isn’t important. Look for a girl who’s enthusiastic and open to trying new things, and you’ll get much better blow jobs.

*The picture used with this post is from Sex and Submission – one of my favorite porn sites of all time!

I’ve been in a picture mood lately. Did you check out my new red lace bra? When I get to 100 fans on Facebook, I’ll post another sexy picture. Just click the “like” button!

Once I hit 100, I’ll post a new sexy picture for every 20 new fans I gain…all the way up to 500 when you’ll get an extra special surprise. So hit the like button! You won’t regret it.

So, I’ve been seeing this guy. Not officially dating or anything. Just getting to know one another. It was going super well. And things got kind of weird. Without going into too many personal details (because frankly, they aren’t my details to share) he got into some legal trouble. Nothing crazy, certainly nothing I would consider to be a reason to stop seeing him, because it just involves a car accident, but the problem is that he has past DUI tickets that complicate things.

I know he’s not sounding like a real winner, but y’all are just going to have to trust me. He’s a good man, just made some stupid drinking and driving decisions when he was younger and had some bad luck recently. He’s be no means a perfect person, but he’s definitely not a bad guy.

So anyway, I need some advice from you guys, because I’ve been kind of down and confused lately.

Before this trouble, each time we hung out, things were FANTASTIC. The sex was great. We were having a good time getting to know one another outside the bedroom too. We seemed to connect on a number of levels, such as having similar goals in life and similar backgrounds.

Then shit hit the fan for him and I didn’t hear from him for like, a week and a half. He finally did get in touch with me again, and we hung out. He seemed kind of embarrassed to have to tell me what was going on and things were weird. Like, he was super quiet and seemed really depressed because he didn’t know what was going to happen. He apologized for being sad and for not contacting me. I did my best to cheer him up, but there was just a really different vibe to the whole night. I rubbed his back a little, but debated asking him if he wanted me to leave the whole time because he just seemed so down. There was no sex. I did stay because I didn’t know how to gracefully ask if he wanted me to leave, and we just went to bed. I rubbed his back until he fell asleep. It was weird, but he did apologize for not calling multiple times, he seemed to really like the gentle back rub, and not every night has to be super sexy, right?

We got up the next morning and watched a little TV, him with his head in my lap. He seemed just kind of…clingy. Not in a bad way, just in a “I’m really sad and want to be comforted way.” Later, things did get a little sexy and I gave him a BJ (which he thoroughly enjoyed), and then there was more head-in-lap clingy-like behavior and we napped together a little. (“Clingy” makes him sound kind of loser-y, but I’m not sure what other word to use.)

Eventually, I got dressed to leave, and grabbed some of the stuff I had left there the time before. I made a joke that I better get my stuff just in case he didn’t call again and he laughed and muttered something under his breath like “yeah right, not call you.” He kissed me goodbye, and it was definitely a kiss that he initiated (not me). He apologized again for being sad.

I haven’t heard from him since then. It’s been over a week and a half.

I texted him…four times since then? Yes, I think four times. Once, when I got home to just say I had a lovely time and I hope he got his work for the day done (and I wasn’t expecting a text back for that one because I knew he was planning to go in to work). Again a few days later, a couple flirty/sexy texts that I was surprised didn’t get a reply. Again on Saturday saying that was visiting my mom (in another state) but directly asking if he wanted to do something when I got home, which went unreplied again. And then the last one was a long text on Tuesday.

The one on Tuesday was basically that I hope he was well and I was wondering if he had intentions of hanging out again. I made it clear that if the answer was no, there were no hard feelings, but I wanted to know either way.

Still, nothing.

I’m confused because I thought things were going well. Like, I know the last time we hung out was a little weird, but I thought the vibe was off more because of his life situation and not anything between the two of us, and when we left, I had a good feeling about things.

I’m angry because it’s just rude not to reply to someone who asks you a pointed question. I even said in my text that I was feeling a little down lately and would really appreciate a reply, no matter if his answer was yes or no and no matter what his reason.

I’m worried because he seemed REALLY down last time we hung out. I mean, I don’t know him that well. What if he…you know…did something? I’ve seen depression in other people before and in myself, and he was definitely depressed. He didn’t say things that would indicate he was suicidal or anything, but I don’t know that for sure. I’m also worried that he got bad news about his situation and is in a really bad place right now. Maybe even going to jail. (Again, that sounds bad, but it would basically be on a technicality on a very stupid law imo.) If that’s the case, would he tell me or just try to disappear? I don’t know. Or even worse, would that push him farther into depression?

I’m sad because there’s also the very distinct possibility that he just isn’t into me. I feel like the pathetic girl sitting by the phone waiting for the guy who’s laughing behind her back and rolling his eyes. I do still think that if this is the case, he owed me a text or phone call telling me that. Still, maybe things weren’t weird just because of his situation. Maybe things were weird because he didn’t know how to tell me he wasn’t interested. I honestly don’t believe that’s the case, but I’m not so naive that I will say it isn’t possible. It’s very possible.

What do I do? I don’t know.

I feel stuck. I really, really like this guy, and I feel like there needs to be a sense of closure before I can move on. It makes me a little sick to me stomach that I don’t know what’s going on. I feel like I really can’t text him again, though, because I already did several times with no reply, and I also feel like a call would seem clingy and crazy.

What do I do? What do I do? What do I do?

This post is dedicated to one of my dearest readers, Old Mole, who sent me a number of gifts from my Amazon wish list (on the sidebar), including this beyond pretty lacy red bra. Whatcha all think?